The following is totally not true.
I was bitten by a baby Liger at the petting zoo.
Posted 2:52 AM by J.Ro           

I am older, I am wiser.
I gouged a large part of my thumb out. This is the part that's on the inside of your first knuckle.
It bled a whole lot. It continued to bleed a whole lot. It's gross.
I am not going to explain how I did this. Instead I am going to explain, why I am not going to explain it.
You don't know what I really do for a living, you only have a kind of vauge idea that it somehow involves certain things.
It bores me to have to try to explain it, when inevitably after 13 seconds your eyes glaze over when you realize, it really isn't anything like Flashdance.
I am not proud of what happened.
You don't really care.

And yes, I will have a scar.
Posted 6:02 PM by J.Ro