Why I May Not Be Talking To You
A handy reference guide*

You are a liar.
You are a hypocrite.
You treat me badly.
You try to make me feel bad about myself to elevate yourself in your own eyes.
You disgust me.
You think I might be in love with you.
You are in love with me.
I hate you.
You are an asshole.
You have deep seated psychological problems that impede normal social relationships.

Posted 8:53 PM by J.Ro           

Happy NA-Na-La-La everyone!

I can't wait until they make it a national holiday and we get like a day off from work and stuff. Not like all the days off from work we got when the OG Na-Na-La-La was. Like if you even had a job left or you weren't like dead. Yeah, that would be nice, a little reward for otherwise being turned into our countries excuse for pretty much everything. I can't wait for the days ahead when everyone looks forward to NA-Na-La-La Day. There will be NA-Na-La-La Day parades, where everyone dresses up as buidings and planes and they run into eachother, all the while small children run away from them in mock terror. There will be NA-Na-La-La Day barbcues, (which I think is most appropriate) where we will all sit around the specially constructed NA-Na-La-La Day fire pit and remember the smoldering fires and the smell of rotting and burning flesh that lingered for oh so many months.
So, How do you get a national holiday declared? I am sure that some of those other "days-offa-work" holidays were originally to remember some important event, like you know, like Memorial Day, Labor Day and Easter are about something right?
Posted 6:07 PM by J.Ro