Jesco can be three people. He is Jesse, he is Jesco, and he is Elvis. Jesse is the most beautiful man that I could have ever loved. But Jesco, he's somebody else. He's the devil in hisself."
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Dear Svedka Vodka,
Your label says you were voted "Best Vodka Of 2033," I am assuming this is after the vodka wars, where all other vodkas have been destroyed by your evil "Fembot Army," and the general taste consensus is to drink things that taste like battery acid mixed with anger. Also, stay away from my time machine.
XOXO,
Princess Fancypants.
Posted 10:16 PM by J.Ro
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Today, my boss said, "I don't understand why anyone would want to climb on top of an animal and go around in circles." I thought it was the funniest thing I heard like ever.
Posted 2:13 AM by J.Ro
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
MYSPACE SURVEY BY ROCKETYSTOCKETY
1. How many gay ass MySpace surveys have you filled out?
2. Why?
3. Do your "friends" not know this shit already?
4. If they don't, do you think they care?
5. How long did it take you to realize MySpace surveys are dumb?
6. How much of a retard are you for answering up until this question?
7. how much stupider are you now?
8. Do you want me to kick you in the head?
9. Nuts?
10. You want me to kick you in the head and the nuts?
Posted 1:45 PM by Universal Donor