Highlights from the relationship that spawned that letter.
(This is not exaggerated at all.)
When we would fight, I would commonly have to ask him to buy a better dictionary.
The letters, he insisted on writing me all these letters. I have saved them all, but only for a good chuckle now and then.
The letters were sometimes undecipherable, due to the aforementioned bad grammar and obscene spelling errors.
The letters contained poetry.
The poetry and letters were sometimes written in "calligraphy." Well, if you had the grammar and vocabulary of Corky, what you would call "Fancy Letters."
He had this game he would play when he wanted to eat all the food off my plate, where he would point at something behind me and look really surprised. Knowing that I was really hungry and just preferred to chew my food before swallowing.

Not that I am bitter or anything. It's just like looking at old pictures of yourself in outfits that you wouldn't wear now, you breathe a sigh of relief that you have grown beyond them. I do miss the dog. I realize that dogs' personalities will mirror owners', but in certain cases, both exhibit behavior that is only acceptable in something that is at the end of a leash, knows when to heel and waits for you to shit. Sometimes, I wish I could claim like UD, that I am in contact and friends with all of my exes, but that is not true. I don't feel the need to be in some cases. I don't think that proves anything except that maybe I doubt my past decisions. I realize why I was with them, but now we are not. Not to say I hate all my exes, far from that, and I am friends still with many. The exes that I am friends with, usually hold me in the highest regard. The ones I am not, it is usually because I discovered that the person that they were, was not the person they presented themselves to be. I am not anti-sentiment, I am anti-stupid fucking jerk, and even Hotmail accounts have a fucking spellcheck on them. If it took a year to write this letter, maybe you should have made it somewhat legible. I think this is enough of this anyway, let's just make fun of him.
Posted 7:12 PM by J.Ro