I admit it, it is me that has been sending you those cards. Now that you have discovered it, it is all ruined. You have ruined everything...again.
     Thank you everyone for all your good wishes. If I was mean to anyone, it was because I was drunk. I am sorry. If you were mean to me, or disapointed me in any way. I most likely forgive you. I will now be ammending the last post to reflect UD.
     This is my favorite birthday message. I got it from FS, one of my favorite people. It is not just because he always makes me laugh, but also because his birthday is April 2nd, and which is the funniest April Fool's Day joke I have ever heard:

Jessie-  I'm sorry this message is coming late. Happy Birthday!!!!  I hope its awesome, cause your awesome, and one day I think you should consider taking over the world. You could do it, you know you could, its just your good nature holding you back.  Well, when you do, and you need someone to run the ministry of Propaganda, well give me a call, baby.  I make propaganda sound kind like a hallmark card.
     Anyways to recap, Happy birthday, you're awesome, and get off that hot ass of yours and start ruling the world like you're supposed to.  I'll see you on friday at your party, if not before. --Frank

My birthday gift to myself was to sleep all day. It was going to be a new pair of shoes, but last night I changed shoes every hour or so, because of inclement weather and heels, so I decided against it.
     Props out to Liz and John. I will detail Liz's awesome card later. Their anniversary was also my birthday. I took a cute picture of them, with my new Izone camera. I know I am lame and should have a cool digital camera in a phone implanted in my wrist that reads my mind, but my camera has a radio on it, so it is cool. I am not allowed to invest in portable technology until it is made indestructible, aka kids version. Take my phone for example. The first time I dropped my phone in the toilet, I had peed in it, so I believed it was dirty and needed to be washed off, so I ran it under water for a minute. There is a less retarded reason,involving the acid in urine destroying the circuits, but it doesn't make me look like less of a moron. The phone didn't work after that. The second time I dropped it in the toilet I did the right thing, and there was no urine in it, so it worked after that. Frequently after ending a conversation I react as if my phone has gotten inexplicably hot and it will leave my hands and fly across the room. The long list of emergency room visits and bodily injuries has been detailed in previous posts. I am not sure why I am allowed to use heavy machinery, but when I have made something I will then throw it on the floor to test the integrity of the structure, I believe this is important for everything. If I drop it and it breaks, I should not own it.
Posted 6:16 PM by J.Ro