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Sunday, September 07, 2003

111 THINGS I AM SAYING
in no particular order.

1. beef or chicken?
2. are you there god? I hate you.
3. I did not kill Jesus
4. I hate Valentine's Day
5. please don't look at me when we fuck.
6. I will eat your eyes when you die.
7. I would give someone a kidney.
8. I do not suck at all.
9. ...is as dumb as a bag of hot dirt.
10. I will save you some day.
11. nothing is going to change.
12. I know what you are doing, and think it is wrong, THANKS!
13. in dreams I use the stairs.
14. it is not a secret.
15. I think ninjas are cool.
16. Give me a dollar.
17. DON'T EAT MY BRAINS ZOMBIE FUCKER!!!
18. thinking ugly things.
19. I must adjust my reactions.
20. I thanked your Mother.
21. something dear has been severed.
22. God doesn't thank you.
23. you are filled with something.
24. I thanked the baby Jesus.
25. a face like yesterdays paper.
26. I thank a lot of things.
27. it is hard to forget that.
28. thank me MOTHERFUCKER.
29. show me on the doll.
30. you may be unworthy of my trust.
31. they say you can withstand great pain.
32. keep abortion safe and wheelchair accessible
33. FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP IT, WE ALL KNOW!
34. you're a liar.
35. I thought it was over.
36. I am doubtful of your intentions.
37. I am dying.
38. It will get worse before it gets better.
39. your akwardness really repulses me.
40. eat a big bowl of dick.
51. you were kidding, right?
52. I buy and sell people like you.
53. I am going to treat your face like a toilet.
54. I have never felt so lonely as right now.
55. I am truly sorry for that.
56. ME LIKEY LIKEY ON MY HANDS!
57. I am laughing through the tears.
58. you are a bad, bad person and I hope you die alone.
59. I do not like to be touched.
60. I spelled out my different fates in the ancient hand, with bugs
71. YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON
72. get in the bag.
73. I made something that looks like you.
74. you remind me of a talking coffee pot.
75. you have really gotten the wrong idea.
76. SURPRISE!!!
77. I am not like you at all
78. I thought you were something else.
79. I would trade you for a donkey.
71. the only reason I like you, is that you are stupid enough to like me back.
72. I would break up with you, but I am afraid you would kill yourself.
73. you have ruined everything.....again.
74. I love you so much I want to cut your face off and wear it like a mask.
75. you is my bitch.
76. no bad touch.
77. a bad idea gone funny.
78. I am not listening.
79. I make good things bad.
71. I make shit out of crap.
72. admired by assassins.
73. my other ride is your mom.
74. this too shall pass.
75. who is your daddy?
76. I like people to think I am smart.
77. I will skin you and wear you like a suit.
78. you are wrong.
79. in hoc signo vinces
80. bad inside
81. don't fuck so good.
82. automobile painting robots.
83. I ate the baby jesus, no J.Rock, that was a candycane.
84. candycanes do not represent the baby jesus.
85. has got something good.
86. has ugly emotions
87. full of insipid hatred.
88. don't postpone joy.
89. was once very much in love.
90. my locus of power has shifted.
91. you are in a strange place.
92. I know you would sell me.
93. there is a ghost in your elevator shaft.
94. I dreamt I saw it written in the sky.
95. have you suffered a tradgedy
96. the cactus would put it's arm around me.
97. they have microphones.
98. I used to welcome solitude.
99. the crazy one was right all along.
100. welcome to the long, long winter.
101. I am three feet high when I sleep.
102. feel my absence, please.
103. it is foolish to think you can change her.
104. you make me feel empty.
105. a bad investment.
106. with dreams that are glossy and new.
107. few understand the pressure.
108. the way is not.
109. the pleasure was all.
110. I cannot do it.
111. ways to own the space between.


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