I HATE YOUR HAPPINESS
The person you are dating is great. They shower you with gifts and appreciate everything you do. They anticipate your every mood and are there to make you happier every day.
Whenever you are in a bad mood puppies and bunnie rabbits appear and you are carried away by fairies to a magical place where chipmunks and kittens dance in front of you and present you with cakes and steaks that have no calories and you shit rainbows.
You have a fantastic job, you're more and more succsessful everyday. You get a promotion or a bonus on a weekly basis. You come in late and they decide to change the work hours to fit your schedule. You expense everything and they pay you extra for slacking and gossiping.
You have a beautiful apartment. It's rent controlled in the coolest neighborhood and the landlord bakes you cookies.
You are fit, young beautiful. People offer to make clothing for you because you are blessed with the perfect body.
You're happy as a pig in shit,
and I hate you for it.
Posted 8:03 PM by J.Ro