J-Rockemstockem Hates Valentine's Day

Here's a nice photo for you, and a few thoughts and demands.
Please from now on refer to my breasts, not as "titties," "coconuts," "bazongas," or "honkers," but only as "zoomers," or "funbags."

There is something really weird about my new job. It might be that nobody has yelled at anyone, or about anything....yet. They're all pleasant.
I am desperately afraid that I am going to freak them out, especially today when I realized I was mumbling to myself. .

My father still hasn't changed his answering machine message.

I love you..

Posted 9:49 PM by J.Ro