Jesco can be three people. He is Jesse, he is Jesco, and he is Elvis. Jesse is the most beautiful man that I could have ever loved. But Jesco, he's somebody else. He's the devil in hisself."
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
AN E-MAIL I SENT TODAY TO MY FATHER
Dearest Father,
I have a crippling fear of your answering machine; unless you change the recorded message that greets callers, I will be forced to come over and smash it. I own several hammers, and mallets of varying sizes and applications, all which would be useful for such an event.
I love you and miss conversing with you over the telephone wire, yet every time I put the receiver to my ear to ring you, I am seized by a paralyzing fear of that device.
Lovingly, your daughter,
J-Rock
Don't ask me about my time machine.
Posted 7:32 AM by J.Ro
Saturday, April 15, 2006
With Mother's Day fast approaching, I know many of you are looking for just the right poem to express your feelings, I was referred to this site. I wish Hallmark would take a cue from them. No, seriously, this may be my favorite poem of all time.
Posted 5:13 PM by J.Ro
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Dear NYC Cab Drivers,
When a single woman enters your cab after attending a party, it is okay to make polite conversaton; polite conversation in case you are not aware includes, but is not limited to the following
asking her how her night was.
if she is from the city.
telling her small inconsequential details about yourself, where you are from, your name etc.
It is not okay to to tell her your dick is hard, that you are horny and want a blowjob.
If there are any questions about this, please do not feel free to contact me.
Please forget where you dropped me off.
J-Rock
Posted 6:15 PM by J.Ro