Jesco can be three people. He is Jesse, he is Jesco, and he is Elvis. Jesse is the most beautiful man that I could have ever loved. But Jesco, he's somebody else. He's the devil in hisself."
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
AN E-MAIL I SENT TODAY TO MY FATHER
Dearest Father,
I have a crippling fear of your answering machine; unless you change the recorded message that greets callers, I will be forced to come over and smash it. I own several hammers, and mallets of varying sizes and applications, all which would be useful for such an event.
I love you and miss conversing with you over the telephone wire, yet every time I put the receiver to my ear to ring you, I am seized by a paralyzing fear of that device.
Lovingly, your daughter,
J-Rock
Don't ask me about my time machine.
Posted 7:32 AM by J.Ro