J-Rock: But you are in LA? Did you move? Why did you go to LA? Why aren't you in NY to come to my new years's party?

Lord Casio: Hey, I just decided that I'm coming to NYC in 2 days until the 18th.
So when's your crappy party already!? (ha)

J-Rock: It's a new years party. It's on New Years Eve.

Lord Casio: Gay...what about Quanza?

J-Rock: I have a Kwanzaa party, but it's in my pants, and you're not invited cause it's all about seven days of celebration, featuring activities such as candle-lighting and pouring of libations and culminating in a feast and gift-giving. Each of the seven days of Kwanzaa is dedicated to one of the following principles, in my pants.

Unity To strive for and maintain unity in the family, community, nation and race in my pants.
Self-Determination To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves in my pants.
Collective Work and Responsibility To build and maintain our community together and make our brother's and sister's problems our problems and to solve them together in my pants.
Cooperative Economics To build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together in my pants.
Purpose To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore my pants to their traditional greatness in my pants.
Creativity To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave my pants more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited them.
Faith To believe with all our heart in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders and the righteousness and victory of the struggle in my pants.
These principles correspond to the notion that "the seven-fold path of my pants is think in my pants, talk to my pants, act in my pants, create my pants, buy my pants, vote for my pants, and live in my pants."

Lord Casio: Wow....you know how to spell Kwanza. Your pants are complicated. I sometimes celebrate the "running of the balls" but its pretty laid back.
Happy Holidays....in your pants.
Posted 2:46 PM by J.Ro